Michael Pooped on my Heart

A little comic relief for all parents out there, and I'm sure others will enjoy this also. I love being a Mommy so much, that I cut out and laminated all different shapes, and we put them on Michael's walls, so we could do some "shape searching", Michael absolutely loves telling us what shapes they are, and the colors.

Well this morning, Michael woke up, and I could hear him playing in his room, but because I actually had a date night out with Nate last night, and we strolled in at about 2am, I was reluctant to get out of bed this morning, so I lie there awake, thinking about how I really should get out of my nice warm bed, but Michael sounded so sweet playing, so I guess I could lie there a little longer. Well I heard Michael start talking, "Mommy are you awake, Mommy?" and then I heard something interesting, "Mommy, Michael has to go potty, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy there is poop on the heart," at this point I am like what in the world is this boy talking about. You see, we are in the potty training process, but Michael just doesn't really care, and its been a very difficult process. Anyways, I get up, and open the door to find my little man, completely naked with one slipper on(he always only has one sock, or one shoe on), and he hands me his red heart shape from off his wall, with a perfect pile of poop on it! Michael pooped on my heart! How could I do anything but laugh, he didn't play in it, he didn't even get it on anything, he simply undressed, took the heart off of his wall, and pooped on it. I guess he thought this was an appropriate solution. You see, we have yet to have him actually poop in the potty, but with everything true to Michael, it happened over night.

Needless to say, to be on the safe side, Michael immediately received a bath, and now keeps telling us, about his little incident this morning.

Lesson Learned: Always listen to your children, believe it or not, they are trying to tell you something!